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The ‘Three Things’ meme.

Posted in web with tags on October 27, 2008 by kahlerisms

Blatantly stolen from Elizabeth of scarletwords.com – check out her photography – I’m super jeleous.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Christopher
2. Chris
3. Frog (Something my mother has always called me – no one knows its origins)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes. Kinda steely bluey grey.
2. Hands. I quite like the shape and look of my hands and fingernails.
3. Feet. Everyone else thinks they’re ugly troll feet. I think that’s why I like them.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hair, on a bad day
2. Fatness. I hate my man cans.
3. Thighs. They’ve always been (even pre-fatness) un-proportionately big.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Awstralyan
2. German
3. Jedi

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Big fuck-off spiders, harmless or not.
2. being boring
3. leaving things too late

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Smokes. Even though I’ve not smoked in 14 months it was still my first throught when I read this question.
2. iPhone. Interwebs everywhere
3. Meat. I need meat every day.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Black t-shirt
2. Khaki cargo pants
3. black hushpuppies shoes which aren’t as comfy as they aught to be.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Kiss
2. Norah (no really, I think she’s ace)
3. Iron Maiden

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Lovestain – Jose Gonzalez
2. Sex On Fire – Kings of Leon
3. Shout (Cover) – Disturbed

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Laughter
2. Generosity
3. Spontaneity

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. A great smile
2. Hips
3. Teh boobies.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Photography
2. outdoor cooking
3. Gaming

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Play Fable II
2. Play Fable II
3. Give Lenore her present as I can’t wait a whole nother month to give it to her

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Fed/Law enforcement
2. Chef
3. Fireman (All guys wanna be firemen)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Weimar (Germany)
2. Spain
3. Wellington

THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Mathew
2. Michael
3. Kate

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Travel
2. Procreate
3. Get better at photography

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY LIKE A GIRL:
1. Bit of a woos when it comes to spideys
2. Quite enjoy cooking
3. Tend to be somewhat irrational when cranky.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY LIKE A BOY:
1. Beer is excellent.
2. Barbecuing is excellent.
3. Cars are awesome

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Drunken geeks still making headlines.

Posted in geek, web on April 24, 2008 by kahlerisms

A DRUNK man wearing a bin-liner and a cape attacked the founder of a Jedi church while shouting “Darth Vader”, a court has heard.

The court was told that Jedi church founder and Star Wars fan Barney Jones and his cousin Michael were filming themselves playing with light sabres in a backyard before Hughes jumped over a garden wall.

Hughes had consumed more than half of a 10 litre cask of wine before the attack, the court heard.

The court was told Hughes did not remember the attack until he read about it later in a newspaper, and where the crutch had come from was still a mystery to him.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23586943-13762,00.html

Fucking sensational.

KID’S ROCK!

Posted in web on April 6, 2008 by kahlerisms

Me.

Posted in geek, web on January 23, 2008 by kahlerisms

I just found this in Photo Booth while I was fucking around looking at old stupid pics of myself.

Fucking gold!

17 five year olds, bitches.

Posted in geek, web with tags on January 21, 2008 by kahlerisms

17

12 hours to go!

Posted in geek, web with tags on January 15, 2008 by kahlerisms

Just 12 hours to go til Macworld now.

Meanwhile, it appears MESSENGER passed Mercury almost 10 hours ago now, so we should also start seeing the best ever photos of Mercury in about 12 hours, too.

Then I spent the rest of the day off work fixing the car up. What an awesome geek day 🙂

Batman Tomato!

Posted in geek, web with tags on January 15, 2008 by kahlerisms

Being a bit of a geek I love all things batman which of course has me very excited about this auction on ebay.

Batman tomato!

So if anyone lives in the UK, you can bid right here